What do you call a paki with two wooden legs?
A waste of wood.
What do you call a paki priest?
Holy shit!
What do you call a bunch of pakis in a school bus?
A rotten banana.
What do you call 500 pakis running down the street?
Hindi 500.
What do you call two pakis in a sleeping bag?
Twix.
What do you do when you see a bunch of pakis walking down the street?
Connect the dots.
A paki is standing on the side of the road waiting for a bus. A piece of crap is right beside him. The bus driver says to him, "Two dollars for you and 50 cents for your son."